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What are you doing up there? Come down and reply to my msg.
|Wana know if ur cousin is intrested in u? when she is in kitchen slap at her back. if she smiles then congratulation. If looks back Angrily than shout BAJI DAR GAYEE|
|Thandi hawa chal rahi hai. Parinday sorahai hain. zaheen log sms likhe rahay hain aur bewqoof sms parh rahay hain.|
|The nominee for best friend are you, you & you. But the winner is me because i have you|
|You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
|When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!|
|We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
|This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."|
|This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
|The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!|