| He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown. |
| For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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| Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike. |
| Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride? |
| Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. |
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| Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants. |
| You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.
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| I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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| Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
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| He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face. |
