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One Liner SMS Collection! Containing SMs that are called one liners. There are funny one liners, wise one liners, romantic one liners and more.
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One Liner SMS

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
Insanity is my only means of relaxation
I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
When all else fails manipulate the data
I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
Is it time for your medication or mine?

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