|Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?' |
|Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.|
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
|Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. |
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
|Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
|Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. |
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
|Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
|A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. |
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
|Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet |
Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
|A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa. |
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
|Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants. |
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.