| I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass |
| It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. |
| Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you! |
| Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it. |
| On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! |
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| Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!! |
| When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea. |
| You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. |
| If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!! |
| Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork. |